Tuesday, August 18, 2009

You Know You've Had a Bad Day...

When your Mother has to have 10 more rounds of radiation because she's broken two more ribs due to the cancer.

When your husband finds out he has to have a root canal.

When you wake up feeling like you're having an asthma attack, but you don't have asthma.

I so needed to read this joke today...sorry if it offends...but it made me laugh my tail off.


I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my poots with the beat.

After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my drink and noticed everyone was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.


15 comments:

Teri Lynne said...

Oh my sweet friend, how I wish I was able to come over with a bag of AMAZING coffee, a basket of warm muffins, and a book that would nourish your soul. Praying for you and your family. ((HUGS))

P.S. Loved the joke!

Beth said...

That was a great joke! I think it may show up on my blog when I have a bad day. You don't mind?

And thank you for finding a way to be joyful on a day that had to be heart wrenching. What an encouragement today's post is. Amazing!

Susie Q said...

I got that joke the other day and laughed my own fanny off. And if someone is offended, well, then they don't have a 5th grade sense of humor. What does that say about us???

So sorry to hear about your mom. My mom had a stroke 18 months ago and it is still so hard....different trials, same God.

Darlene said...

I'm so sorry to hear about your mom and your hubby and that you were feeling crummy too!

I think that joke was perfect and it gave me a GREAT laugh!!!!

Susie from Bienvenue said...

Bless your heart! Sorry to hear that you are having a not so great day. Thank you for that joke..I needed a good laugh today too~

Kat said...

I'm sooooooooo sorry about your Momma. And the hub, too. But you were just saying about your Momma Friday...I'm sorry that it is broken ribs :(

Dawn said...

that was a funny joke :)
glad you had something to make you laugh.
prayers coming to you from me today...

kristi_temple said...

Sorry to hear about your mom. We will keep her in our prayers. I am having that kind of week myself. That joke was hillarious. Thanks for sharing it.

Brandi said...

Friend, you're in my thoughts and prayers. Sorry to hear about your mom, I know that is not the news you wanted to hear. And tell Sound Man, OUCH!! Doesn't sound like fun. And tell Jonathan to stop sleeping on your chest.

Loved the joke. I needed it today, too.

Stephanie said...

I just cam over from Teri Lynnes...I am so sorry about your mom. I understand about the root canal...I've got some serious dental work headed my way and I thought the joke was funny! I will keep you and your family in my prayers.

Katy Lin said...

oh heathahlee . . . so sorry to hear about all the craziness! you all are definitely in my prayers more than ever! love you!

the great adventure

Katy Lin said...

oh - and the joke was hillarious :)

southern queen bee said...

Oh funny how a few words can make you feel a little better. That joke made me laugh. I have to remember it. ( I work at digestive health center )
So sorry to hear about your famliy. Remember you have lots of friends here who are praying for your family and love you. Come over and visit, I will take you on a mini vacation with me over the next week. You might even get a prize...Missy

Teresa @ Grammy Girlfriend said...

Wow....you need a hug and some coffee.....glad I found your blog...

Tracey said...

Thanks for the giggle! Sorry to hear about the bad day...whew, that really was a bad one!